Dogshaming

Not So “Miniature” Pinscher

Posted October 26th, 2014 by & filed under Submitted, Who's Training Whom.

I adopted 8 year old Dixon last July. I swore I would help this chunky dog lose weight and be healthy! Well, after trying him on several different high end dog foods and getting only 1/4 cup morning and night, Dixon has GAINED weight and is now 18lbs. I think he has a secret stash of Twinkies…

What, not curtain call?

Posted October 24th, 2014 by & filed under Submitted, Surprise Poops, Who's Training Whom.

“I beat physics! I pooped on the curtain!”

I’d pulled up all my rugs hoping she’d choose her pee pad over the hardwood floor. I didn’t anticipate this.

I know what’s for dinner!

Posted October 23rd, 2014 by & filed under Submitted, Who's Training Whom.

I pooped on the top of the stove. SO not sorry. Tigger

So this happened today. In Tigger’s defense, he’s an old, very sweet, guy (17 years!) and has a wee problem with “cling-ons”, so the piece o’ poo probably fell off rather than put there by Tig.

Trigger learns new trick!

Posted October 22nd, 2014 by & filed under Best Friend Betrayal, Submitted, Who's Training Whom.

I chased this beer down when it rolled away from me and brought it back to my mommy. Then it exploded all over her. I am not sure what happened.

Pawsive Resistance

Posted October 17th, 2014 by & filed under Car Corruption, Submitted, Who's Training Whom.

“I am too lazy to jump into the back of the car”
Tucker is 1 year old and uses the technique of playing dead whenever he doesn’t want to do something. Even though he can jump up into the low Prius, he refuses to do it voluntarily and prefers to place his front paws up and then have his rear paws lifted up. When I don’t cooperate he plays dead and poor poodle Scarlett has to wait impatiently while I try to move him from his passive protest position.”