Guess who ate the 5 lbs bag of flour!
Still naughty after all these years!
Posts Categorized: Who’s Training Whom
I Moost ask you a question!
You would think at his age he would learn not to mess with Mama moose.
These are a few of my Favorite Things
“My name is Winn-Dixie. My interests include: toilet water, cat poop and long, deep sniffs in strangers’ crotches. I also excel at freeing garbage can contents, chewing empty pop cans and feigning regret. I am an adorable monster. Thank you for your time”. Winn-Dixie is a 2 year old Pug/Border Collie mix , don’t ask, it was an accident. She firmly believes “love means never having to say (or be) sorry.”
Frisbee is for the Birds
I can jump 5 feet in the air to catch the neighbours chicken in mid flight, but I wont play Frisbee.
PS. The chicken lived.
The adult version of “dog ate my homework!”
Tanner tried to ate his daddy’s document from work that he was suppose to sign and turn in.
What’s that new air freshener scent?
Our 9 1/2 year old Maltese, Atlas, decided to “freshen up” my car on the way to the groomer.
I pooped in Mom’s car on the way to the groomer. Love, Atlas
#nocutforme
#airfreshener-homemade
#noshame #nervouscolon
P.S. I’d do it again!
I walk the line (and poop on it)
I get walks in the woods and by the beach every day. However, “During my walks, I insist on pooping on the yellow line in the middle of the road…regardless of oncoming traffic!”
Love,
Gigi
Always look on the bright side of bacon
I chewed off my bandage & pulled out my stitches and now I’m wearing the CONE OF SHAME 
On a positive note…I did get BACON 
Not everyone enjoys grandma’s baking!
Our sweet little monkey girl is so gentle and kind…except to Grandma whom she barks at relentlessly for no apparent reason. Sassy!
Used dog for sale
Ruckus (yes, that’s his name) got scared over a cat with a cone of shame on our bike ride (and soooo close to home). He instantly cut in front of the bike causing me to screech to a halt and still manage to run into him a bit. In the process, I flipped on my bike and landed on my side. I came out with scrapes and bruises, while he came out with a loss in his pride. But look at that smug face!
