Guess who ate the 5 lbs bag of flour!
Still naughty after all these years!

Guess who ate the 5 lbs bag of flour!
You would think at his age he would learn not to mess with Mama moose.
“My name is Winn-Dixie. My interests include: toilet water, cat poop and long, deep sniffs in strangers’ crotches. I also excel at freeing garbage can contents, chewing empty pop cans and feigning regret. I am an adorable monster. Thank you for your time”. Winn-Dixie is a 2 year old Pug/Border Collie mix , don’t ask, it was an accident. She firmly believes “love means never having to say (or be) sorry.”
I can jump 5 feet in the air to catch the neighbours chicken in mid flight, but I wont play Frisbee.
PS. The chicken lived.
Tanner tried to ate his daddy’s document from work that he was suppose to sign and turn in.
Our 9 1/2 year old Maltese, Atlas, decided to “freshen up” my car on the way to the groomer.
I pooped in Mom’s car on the way to the groomer. Love, Atlas
#nocutforme
#airfreshener-homemade
#noshame #nervouscolon
P.S. I’d do it again!
I get walks in the woods and by the beach every day. However, “During my walks, I insist on pooping on the yellow line in the middle of the road…regardless of oncoming traffic!”
Love,
Gigi
I chewed off my bandage & pulled out my stitches and now I’m wearing the CONE OF SHAME 🙁
On a positive note…I did get BACON 🙂
Our sweet little monkey girl is so gentle and kind…except to Grandma whom she barks at relentlessly for no apparent reason. Sassy!
Ruckus (yes, that’s his name) got scared over a cat with a cone of shame on our bike ride (and soooo close to home). He instantly cut in front of the bike causing me to screech to a halt and still manage to run into him a bit. In the process, I flipped on my bike and landed on my side. I came out with scrapes and bruises, while he came out with a loss in his pride. But look at that smug face!