Dogshaming

H.A. (Humpers Anonymous)

Posted April 5th, 2015 by dogkeeper & filed under Best Friend Betrayal, Submitted, Who's Training Whom.

I like humping my daddy’s leg. I am a female. #sorrynotsorry

Forever Sick

Posted April 5th, 2015 by dogkeeper & filed under Submitted, Who's Training Whom.

I don’t like my medicine. I will eat the hotdog bit with the pill inside, then later spit the pill out when mommy isn’t looking. I will be FOREVER SICK.
When we adopted Artimus he had a sever upper respiratory and ear infection. It has been 3 months and he still sneezes and coughs, much to the vets (and our) surprise. I went home and found out that it’s not for my lack of trying, he is just spitting out the pill!

Neighbors are not a fan

Posted April 5th, 2015 by dogkeeper & filed under Submitted, Who's Training Whom.

Mom says our neighbour is afraid of dogs……so I decided to help her with exposure therapy. Mom says I’m not helping. 🙁

“THOSE” dog park people

Posted April 2nd, 2015 by dogkeeper & filed under Submitted, Who's Training Whom.

“We went to the dog park, and while the other dogs wanted to play with me, all I wanted to do was pee on and/or snarl at everyone, so we had to leave, and now everyone at the dog park knows Mom & Dad as “those people with the a****le dog.”

I was just giving you a ribbing!

Posted March 29th, 2015 by Audra Williams & filed under Best Friend Betrayal, Submitted, Who's Training Whom.

“I pulled Mommy down in the snow and fractured her rib.”

I was walking down a hill in the snow and Eleanor decided to abruptly turn around and at full speed run UP the hill. This caused me to lose my footing and fall down on the retractable leash, fracturing my rib. After I fell, she thought I was playing and jumped on me. When I screamed in agony, she felt bad, I think…

The Great Banana Showdown

Posted March 28th, 2015 by Audra Williams & filed under Submitted, Who's Training Whom.

Our dog trainer taught us that “leave it” was one of the most important commands you could teach a dog, that way if they ever got something in their mouth that could make them ill, the dog would know to ditch it right away. Buster has a pretty good grasp of “leave it” because (as our trainer taught us to), we reward him immediately and we reward him well for remembering the command. Tonight, however, Buster held this banana in his mouth FOREVER after being given the “leave it” command. I seriously think he needed the extra time to weigh the merits between banana and hot dog slice.

He eventually did ditch the banana.

Stitch Puller

Posted March 25th, 2015 by Audra Williams & filed under Submitted, Who's Training Whom.

Three vet trips in one week. Need I say more?

Crazed fan runs across the field to kiss star pitcher

Posted March 25th, 2015 by dogkeeper & filed under Submitted, Who's Training Whom.

I ran onto the field during the softball game to say hi to my dad while he was pitching. I am not ashamed. In fact, I tried it again in the 6th inning, but Mom stopped me.

-Penny
(or as Grandpa calls me, “Red Devil”)