I jump in the sink…
I Jump In The Sink

I jump in the sink…
Max is a sweetheart, but also an obstacle.
Basic Obedience fail.
I am the ultimate chaperone. Hugging is not acceptable either. Owners may though, be allowed to indulge in any of the following: tummy-rubbing, behind-ear scratching and chin-tickling… only to me though.
I purposefully loiter by the apartment doors of dogs I don’t like until they bark at me so I can bark back without getting in trouble. I am a criminal mastermind, no?
For shame, dog. For shame.
Enzo refuses to poop when it rains. He will hold it until he can’t wait any longer.
I peed on my owner’s co-worker’s shoe.
In the office.
While he was wearing it.
Who likes smelling like a dog, when they can smell like rotten squirrel guts?