MAX:TISSUE!!! HAVE to destroy it!
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The gift that keeps on giving
I still smell like a skunk, and it’s been 1 month + several baths since “the incident.”
Little dog, big personality
My name is Quincey. I attacked a 120 lb. Mastiff. I scared him so badly he cried and peed all over the floor! I am only 6 lbs and I only have 2 teeth left! Mommy was embarrassed. I was proud!
I don’t like healthy food!!!
If given a choice, Quagmire would rather not eat than eat her healthy veterinarian prescribed food!!!
I punched the neighbour.
I’m Jemima, I don’t bite but I will punch you.
Heartless theft of Betty’s treats
My boyfriend Dean took our dog Betty to the park for a training session. Betty’s favourite treat is chopped up pieces of cheddar cheese. I should have given him normal dog treats to take. Then he wouldn’t have eaten them. But he did feel ashamed.
Wallace’s Time Out Stair
Went out to check the mail today, Wallace got out and went on a little adventure….For 20 minutes! This is where Wallace puts himself when he’s in a time out!
Peyton Manning replacement quarterback?
I play football with dog biscuits on a wooden floor at 3am when my parents are trying to sleep.
A wanton for wontons
“Will listen for wontons!”
Moxie, an English Bulldog, has the breed’s trademark stubbornness down to an art. Yesterday, she was being quite the little brat, barking her head off (yet nothing appeased her!) and stealing shoes, so I told her if she could behave herself I’d give her a whole wonton when our Chinese arrived. She was a perfect angel from that moment on – until she got her wonton!
The Cowardly Beagle-Basset
I broke out of the backyard fence tonight and decided to barge into the neighbor’s house for refuge….all because of a bug zapper. Love, Wally (the cowardly beagle-basset)