MAX:TISSUE!!! HAVE to destroy it!
Such doge. Much Tissue. Wow.

MAX:TISSUE!!! HAVE to destroy it!
I still smell like a skunk, and it’s been 1 month + several baths since “the incident.”
My name is Quincey. I attacked a 120 lb. Mastiff. I scared him so badly he cried and peed all over the floor! I am only 6 lbs and I only have 2 teeth left! Mommy was embarrassed. I was proud!
If given a choice, Quagmire would rather not eat than eat her healthy veterinarian prescribed food!!!
I’m Jemima, I don’t bite but I will punch you.
My boyfriend Dean took our dog Betty to the park for a training session. Betty’s favourite treat is chopped up pieces of cheddar cheese. I should have given him normal dog treats to take. Then he wouldn’t have eaten them. But he did feel ashamed.
Went out to check the mail today, Wallace got out and went on a little adventure….For 20 minutes! This is where Wallace puts himself when he’s in a time out!
I play football with dog biscuits on a wooden floor at 3am when my parents are trying to sleep.
“Will listen for wontons!”
Moxie, an English Bulldog, has the breed’s trademark stubbornness down to an art. Yesterday, she was being quite the little brat, barking her head off (yet nothing appeased her!) and stealing shoes, so I told her if she could behave herself I’d give her a whole wonton when our Chinese arrived. She was a perfect angel from that moment on – until she got her wonton!
I broke out of the backyard fence tonight and decided to barge into the neighbor’s house for refuge….all because of a bug zapper. Love, Wally (the cowardly beagle-basset)