This pup learned the hard way what happens when you bark at a skunk in your back yard. The Groomer sent him home with instructions.
The diagram instructions were pretty clear, dog.
Posts Categorized: Who’s Training Whom
I ‘pantsed’ Mom…
“I jumped on Mom on the back deck and pulled down her pants…and underwear…in front of the neighbors.” -Remi
Brick-Licker
Shelby is a 9-month old Great Dane “puppy.” She has taken a liking to licking the brick wall in the living room. Frequently she can be found making her way across the wall, licking the bricks like an ice cream cone.
Far-go away! I’m eating!!
Just an unrepentant beggar.
Self-serving mean dog
I’ve been BANNED FOR LIFE from Petsmart
Hump Day!!
Our corgi howls at the television any time the Geico “hump day” or the Dish “we gotta get outta here!” commercials come on. No matter what is going on, even if he is in a different room. He treats it as if it’s his job to howl. Every. Single. Time. And so we sit and laugh at him. Every. Single. Time.
Weren’t you here yesterday?
Wolfgang apparently didn’t like the smell of freshly-cleaned carpets. He pooped on them just an hour after I’d returned the steam cleaner to the store. When I went back the next day to rent it again, the cashier asked me, “Weren’t you here yesterday?”
Passed Obedience Class?
Falcon passed obedience class but tore up her report card when we got home. I guess she thought she deserved a higher grade.
Keep Your Hot-Boxing to Yourself
“I bark non-stop if the neighbour opens her bathroom window.” Bathroom windows aren’t meant to be opened and I’m determined to crack down on any infractions.
You’re not my real dad!
My name is Cooper Conrad Bosephus Lincecum Pell-Millhorn.
I like to hide under the bed and attack everyone that walks by..
Especially my stepdad because I hate him
