“I ate 10% of my body weight in barbecue and sandwich meat and the vet made me vomit it up. (My mom and the vet are vegetarians.)”
Zoe found and ate 2.5 lbs (she only weighs 23 lbs) of sandwich meat, barbecue chicken, beef, and bones when her mom wasn’t looking. It’s a good thing her mom works at a vet’s office! Her mom and the vet are vegetarians so they really loved cleaning up the vomit – all four rounds of it.
Posts Categorized: Vomit Comet
Mustang Sally
This is Piper. She’s a 7 year old Bichon Poodle mix. This sign reads, “i eat a dozen cookies off the counter and puke around the house and in my gma’s mustang.”
Easy Wipe Surfaces
Why do the most loveable creatures on the earth ALWAYS choose carpet verses hard surfaces to vomit on?
I think that’s a tort…
I was sitting on the couch working on a law school outline. Dixie jumped on my lap and puked immediately after, all over my computer. 🙁
Barf Breath!
Gussie ate our cat Tino’s vomit and was proudly walking around with vomit breath!
Clean up crew needed in aisle 3.
I’m Chase and I ate cat vomit 2 seconds after finding it before it could be cleaned up
Aussie, Aussie, Aussie, Oy Vey!
This is Riley. He frequently steals my underwear from the laundry, eats them, and then barfs them up somewhere in the house for me to find later.
The best part of waking up
Mia doesn’t always throw up her kibble, but when she does, she does it in my bed.
Air freshener
We just moved to a 3 story townhouse in the suburbs of Virginia and our 4-year-old basset hound, Leo, chose – of all places – to puke directly into the air vent.
You know you own a chocolate lab when…
Never mind that I found this pizza in a sewer and it looked at least three months old… I shoved the whole thing in my mouth before my owners could stop me. I even threw it up in the backyard later that day!