Posts Categorized: Vomit Comet

Vomnomnom

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After my brother steals people food and throws it up, I’m always there to clean up the mess before Daddy can even get to it.

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Green with envy

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I ate a whole box of Greenies and then vomited green all over the house.

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Did I do all of that?

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Don’t let his size fool you…he’s only 6 months old. He had previously spilled water on my phone, forcing me to get a new one. I then come home to a crate with the corner chewed out of the bottom and berber carpet pulled up, chewed up, and in a pile. I am NOT looking forward to the phone call to the landlord…or the bill for the new carpet. As I was trying to clean up the carpet, he threw up carpet bits right next to me. Thanks, Aero! You definitely live up to the puppy reputation.

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Sweet Caroline

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I puked in the roommate’s (carpeted) room because I love him the most. He lets me on the couch. You’re welcome. Love, Caroline

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Snow White and the Seven Barfs

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I was heading to a friend’s costume-themed bachelorette dressed up as Snow White. I was walking out the door when i saw a black smudge in the carpet and realized i was also missing my tube of eyelash glue. Luca, our labrador who eats everything was licking his lips, which is always the give away. The whole family followed him around for two hours until he puked.

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