“I barfed all over myself….so I had to get a bath!”
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-Oreo
Happy Barfday
Posts Categorized: Vomit Comet
The grass is always greener on the inside
Our poor old dog Macy, gets an upset tummy an awful lot. She goes outside to eat grass, will be out there for half an hour, but then comes back inside to throw up on the carpet.
Snow bunny bootie barf
I ate my friend Sophie’s winter booties right off her paws. Dad and mom made me barf… sick but, #notashamed
That’s a wrap
We were out for a fun Friday night and came home to empty shredded bags and an unholy mess of seven large piles of previously consumed human food. Lily was tall enough to stand on her hind legs and grab two packages consisting of ten pitas and a dozen tortillas. This pushed Lily to the “I don’t feel so well” zone dogs often find themselves in. Lily Bad Dog is feeling just fine the day after, though she may have a gluten-hangover!
Chain reaction
I like to throw up my breakfast and then eat it. My human brother watches me and it makes him gag too! I smell like vomit every day.
Winn Derpsie
Winn always over indulges in water no matter how much or how little water there is in his bowl. He’s my Derp and although I’d love my carpet to be nicer I’d never trade him for the world!!
Water-yarfing chihuahua
I drink water too fast, than walk away and throw it right back up on the floor. (I am the reason we will never have carpeted floors.)
I’m beggin’ of you please don’t take my couch
Jolene was upset when her favourite couch was replaced by a new one on which she was not allowed to sit. So she threw up on it.
Wake up and smell the ewwww
Stella: I had explosive diarrhea–the smell was so bad it woke my owner up (even though she was on a different floor of the house)
Piper: Then I walked in it, up the newly carpeted stairs, and jumped on the bed
Husky Helper
The cat puked..and I helped my mom clean up by eating it before she could grab a paper towel. I’m gross…and not sorry.
-Diesel the Malamute
