I chug water and then throw it up….everywhere.
Water’Yarfing for the Masses
Posts Categorized: Vomit Comet
I’m Lucky I’m Cute
I eat poop and it upsets my stomach (weird!), so I leaked diarrhea in Mommy’s home office… and she sat in it.
She showered and cleaned it up.
A few minutes later, I thanked her by throwing up poop all over her.
… I thought it was hysterical.
Why do they do this?!?!
I got home from work early to find that he had gotten into the trash and then spread the love into the living room…
Nothing Good Ever Happens After 2 am
Poor judgement calls made by human and dog.
Big Barfin’ Bertha
Guilty as charged!!
I Love the Smell of Fish Barf in the Morning
My name is Abby….the bad seed
I gnawed open a new bottle of fish oil capsules and ate every one of them. Then I puked and pooped them in mom & dad’s bedroom all night long.
On Vomit, on Cupid, on Donner, and Bitzen
I vomited in my mom’s purse.
Mia tossed her cookies in the most convenient of places. Mom had to throw out her planner & new wallet.
Looks like a Gluten Coma
Bailey ate an entire loaf of bread, a new bag of bagels and a dozen lime-frosted cookies … then he puked green globs all over the floor.
Fresh From the tap
Bambi loves cat puke and cat poop. She apparently has supersonic hearing and heard the cat puking in the other room. She ran into the room and was gobbling up the puke as it was coming out of the poor cat.
Aren’t you Glad the Carpet is Already Orange?
I stole raw carrots off my mom’s plate them vomited the on the living room carpet! I love carrots, I think I just ate too many of them too quickly. She was talking to the neighbour at the door, and I hid under the coffee table for my vegetable binge.
