Well, trying to sleep anyway. (Scout is a 10-month-old French bulldog.)
Posts Categorized: Vomit Comet
I Like To Eat Grass In The Backyard
I like to eat grass in the backyard then come inside and throw up on mommy and daddy’s bed. – Stimpy
I Eat Stink Bugs
I eat stink bugs and throw them up on the nice clean floor.
I Barfed On Mom’s Lap
I barfed on mom’s lap while she was laughing at dog shaming. Haha.
I’m Sorry I Puked On You, Happy Birthday
I’m sorry I puked on you. Happy birthday
I Puked In The Car On The Way To West Palm Beach
And we had to pull over on the Florida Turnpike to clean it up
Amazing Twitter Submission From Angelconradie
Amazing twitter submission from @angelconradie. Hello South Africa!
I Barfed In Your Car, Sorry.
Note: the dog was only allowed in the front seat for shaming purposes.
Lock The Door
Lock.The.Door.
My Name Is Monster Truck I Drank Too Much Water
My name is Monster Truck. I drank too much water, then I puked it up into the air vent on the floor!
Editor’s note: My friend’s sister came up for the perfect term for dogs who vomit after drinking too much water: Water Yarfing.