“I like to wear my mom’s bra! I am ashamed!”
Tuffy is a notorious laundry raider. Bras and panties are her favourite things to try on. She usually comes slinking to her mom for help when she gets all tangled up in them.
“I like to wear my mom’s bra! I am ashamed!”
Tuffy is a notorious laundry raider. Bras and panties are her favourite things to try on. She usually comes slinking to her mom for help when she gets all tangled up in them.
The underwear fiend himself.
Mommy just bought a brand new bra and guess who got to wear it first?…. Bear. He ripped it out of the package tearing the lace. He is shameful because now he has to wear it. Mommy has to get her moneys worth.
I’m sorry I paraded around with your granny panties in my mouth in front of your friends during game night.
(Sorry, I’m not really sorry)
Sadly, this is not the first time. No, the first time was when I was standing at the kitchen window looking out in the back yard wondering “what is that laying in the yard.” As I walked out there and got closer that knot in my stomach grew bigger and bigger realizing what I was going to have to pick up, hoping none of the neighbors were looking.
Saturday mornings is laundry day, Max’s favorite day. Gross.
I knock over my mom’s dirty clothes hamper and lick her underwear.
“I literally ate a pair of mom’s underwear …. and then barfed them back up.”
– Ewing the Labradoodle
I wish I had bought stock in Victoria’s Secret before Barney came into our lives. Another pair bites the dust.
One of us stole a couple pairs of underwear from our house guests, even though our mom can not prove who is guilty, she has a suspect.