I spent the weekend at my parent’s home; I got a warm dinner and lost a pair of underwear to their Wheaten, Finnegan.
Trey Songz’ lesser known song…

I spent the weekend at my parent’s home; I got a warm dinner and lost a pair of underwear to their Wheaten, Finnegan.
“I jumped on Mom on the back deck and pulled down her pants…and underwear…in front of the neighbors.” -Remi
This is Riley. He frequently steals my underwear from the laundry, eats them, and then barfs them up somewhere in the house for me to find later.
“I eat the crotch out of things”, like these shorts and several pairs of my housemates underwear!
“I steal everyone’s underwear then hide it in the teenage boy’s room so he gets the blame!”.
This is my dog Lucky. She takes great pride in stealing everyone’s underwear, then to make matters worse she takes her hoard of stolen undercrackers & hides them in my teenage sons room. For the longest time I thought the boy had an issue lol.
Look at this big bowl of kibble- delicious doggie bliss, right? No. He’ll have the 7 yr. old’s panties, please. With a side of no shame.
Major, our 1 yr old yellow lab. He eats panties whole. They come out the exact same way.
I eat daddy’s girlfriend’s underwear while they’re sleeping.
He also eats dirty socks.
We played tug of war with mom’s bra
I have a dirty underwear fetish
We often come home to find daddy’s dirty underwear in the middle of the bedroom floor and Barley looking very shameful! This time, he needed some public shaming.