Panty Raiders of the Lost Hamper

I used my roomie’s underwear as a chew toy, now I must wear it as punishment. – Boomie
“I chewed the hooks off of all of my mom’s bras! <3, Ellie”
My name is Juno. I like to eat the butts and crotches of everyone’s undies. Yum!
I eat undies and I’m not sorry. I showed absolutely no remorse when I was caught red-handed ripping holes in a house guest’s underwear. They tasted great!
I ate Josh’s underpants. I feel no remorse.
Heinrich is a fashion designer who prefers to work with cotton knits and specializes in undergarments.
Laverne got stuck in one of mommy’s bras…. apparently Shirley (not pictured) set up a boobie trap.
My name is Butter. I like to sneak into my parents laundry basket and pull out my dads used handkerchiefs. I carefully chew out the gooey centers and craft them into fantastic articles of artisanal clothing. Here I am modeling my most recent piece, the poncho of shame.
I left to go to school; he never likes being alone. So he took out his vengeance on my pajamas.
“Not only did I eat your underwear, I tried it on too” -Riley
Her secret aspiration to be a Victoria Secret model has been exposed.