I have an unhealthy fascination with cats.
I Have An Unhealthy Fascination With Cats

I have an unhealthy fascination with cats.
SHEEEEEEEEEP!
Lemon is terrified of the cat.
If it has a head I will rip that off as well, free of charge
I am even shamed at my shame sign.
“Soccer balls terrify me”
Conan the Barbarian – I spill wine every single time someone is drinking it
Editor comment: thank you for for the wine clarification!!
Oliver hates to be brushed, but can’t wait to eat his own fur when I’m done. bleh
I flap my ears at 4am and wake every one up.:)