Don’t leave her to her own devices for more than one hour!
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Don’t leave her to her own devices for more than one hour!
I heard a loud crash from our bathroom and discovered our Dogo Argentino, Baron, had somehow managed to completely break the seat off of the toilet. I am still mystified as to how he did it.
He was by the tub, turned around really fast, and hit his nose on the toilet bowl.
He’s fine, don’t worry- he tried to play it off like nothing happened.
My name is Otto, and I unrolled ALL of the toilet paper.
I LIKE TO ASSIST MY FAMILY WITH TOILET PAPER WHEN THEY NEED IT! I’M SUCH A GOOD HELPER! LOVE, TUCKER
We left the apartment and watched him through the window. The second we shut the door he runs to the bathroom, grabs the end of the tp and unravels the whole roll. Then he eats it.
She has an affinity for all paper products but toilet paper is by far her favourite.
MAX:TISSUE!!! HAVE to destroy it!
I’m Millie, when I was sent to the yard because I ate soiled baby tissues. I escaped and tried to make it the 3 blocks to Grandmas house where I assume Grandma will give me all the soiled tissues I desire. Sadly, my Dad, in his underwear, caught me before I got run over by a car.
I have now progressed to eating tissues fresh out of the box.
She tried to deny it, but the evidence was right there on her lips