The Bad Kleenex

Mad at Mom for locking us in the bathroom (with water)…because we wouldn’t stop barking at the guests.
I can’t get enough of my Dad, so I sneak in the bathroom & in his pants when they’re around his ankles. Mom says we have a codependent relationship.
I ate a full size bath towel which cost $747 to have removed.
6 month old great dane puppy “Ardy” managed to eat an entire bath towel. Oh, the life of a great dane owner.
This is our rescue dog, Bailey, he has eaten many things but this was by far the worst.
“I had to go to the vet at 1am because I thought a box of tampons would be a good snack! – Bailey P.S. I had to throw up all 15. They weren’t as good the second time.
This is Daisy, our 4 1/2 month old boxer. She loooooves to get into the toilet paper when we’re not looking!
Bad dogs come in pairs. Worse when a male person of the house found the disaster zone and cleaned the shredded feminine product up off the bathroom floor.
Sign reads: I like to chew up used tissues. My human has a cold. YUM!
Henry the long-haired Dachshund recently passed at the old age of 16. He was a good dog but sometimes couldn’t control himself; apparently he loves the taste of snot.
Bruce is our tea cup chihuahua. We recently extended our family to include a Labrador puppy called Dave. Bruce is not dealing well with the adjustment.
Doogie just can’t help himself in the bathroom and always tries to have a quick lick of the loo