My loving malamute likes to leave me toilet-paper art to express her anger about me leaving her. This is one of a long series.
Asha’s Attempt at Cubism

My loving malamute likes to leave me toilet-paper art to express her anger about me leaving her. This is one of a long series.
I got too excited and pooped in the pool… no more swimming for me.
Our dog will repeatedly go into the bathroom then shut the door behind him so he can’t get out. Then he whines and barks until someone lets him out only to do it all over again 5 minutes later!
I came home to an empty box of tissues and this little face. Scully, what’s your excuse?
My name is Freya. I ate 6 rolls of toilet paper while Mommy & Jerry were out.
I like to drink from the toilet. Potty training is really crimping my groove.
Mandy is a 12 year old boxer beagle mix! She is very sneaky and if you leave toilet paper out anywhere in the house (including counters and dressers) she will remove the cardboard inside with minimal damage to the actual paper. She has even taken it off the holder next to the toilet leaving just the paper on the holder. As soon as she removes the cardboard centre she chews and destroys that part but the paper is unharmed! Her other hobbies are basking in the sun and sneaking on to human beds when she is not supposed to! 🙂
I LIKE TOILETS.
I just bought a brand new mega pack of toilet paper and I only left her alone for a second.
J.A.R.V.I.S… can you imagine humbly handing someone back their underwear.. with a tiny teeth marks torn in them..??
while guests are seated on the toilet .. i barge in and try to pull their pants all the way off..