Fozzie likes getting “intimate” with the bear.. It needs a wash now..
Posts Categorized: Third Wheel
He doesn’t get my ‘seal’ of approval
Our dog Dash stole the stuffed seal from my daughter that her boyfriend gave her and ate his nose
Bottoms Up
I nip at my Mom & Dad’s behinds when I want to play.
Thanks New Mom and Dad!
Hi! My name is Shadow. My mom and dad adopted me 4 days ago. I thought I would say THANK YOU by eating their laundry room. Thanks new mom and dad! Love, Shadow
No 2nd date..
I brought home my date after a fantastic dinner date.. then my dog ate his wallet.
Up All Night To Get Squeaky
I’m Sam, and I like to bring my squeaky toy into my family’s bedrooms while they are sleeping. Sometimes they find it in their beds in the morning. Other times the squeaking wakes them up and they put it up high where I can’t reach it. As of yet, they’ve never initiated a game of fetch in the wee hours, but I’ll keep trying.
All your clothes are belong to me
I peed on my owners girlfriends entire bag of clean clothes…-Riley
Snoring Third Wheel
When I took my new rescued dog over to my boyfriend’s home for the first time, she snored so loudly he had sleep with headphones in. He is still my boyfriend to this day! ! appreciate him so much =)
Footloose
“I bite my Auntie Jenn’s bum when she dances.”
Willis is a 4 year old Boxer who loves his Auntie unconditionally – except when she dances. Auntie Jenn shakes her hips when a good song comes on the radio or tv and Willis disapproves. However the little nibble on the tush doesn’t stop Auntie Jenn from dancing, it just makes her laugh and leads to a fun play time!
I don’t like this one!
My 9 months old male Yorkie is so jealous of my boyfriend that today he peed on his leg as he arrived to spend a romantic afternoon with me…