I like to eat 3D glasses!
You look much better in 3D

I like to eat 3D glasses!
Supposedly, expensive Beats by Dre headphones taste good?! Now the cat can’t come and go when he pleases because the cat flap has been covered up!
I ate Mom’s cell phone. Needs ketchup.
P.S. I pooped outside the cats litter box.
My name is Dottie and I’m a chewaholic. Mom gets me chew toys, but I can’t seem to keep my chompers off of household items. Reading glasses are a particular favorite, but I’ve also gnawed on 3 food bowls, 2 leashes, countless paper plates, table legs, wood decks, and of course, the cell phone…. I need help.
I was sitting on the couch working on a law school outline. Dixie jumped on my lap and puked immediately after, all over my computer. 🙁
This is Argos. I heard crunching and saw that he was eating my camera…..I thought it was fine but I turned it on and the screen was cracked
Naboo went on a mission to destroy all aircon remote controls. Either he likes it hot or he just likes how they are so crunchy.
Now all the remotes are safely secured to the wall.
Bentley likes movies so much he decided to see how they tasted.
Sarge chases away anyone, cat or dog, that tries to chase that little red laser dot.
Left my new Klipsch headphones out and he decided to have $150 snack!
Our corgi howls at the television any time the Geico “hump day” or the Dish “we gotta get outta here!” commercials come on. No matter what is going on, even if he is in a different room. He treats it as if it’s his job to howl. Every. Single. Time. And so we sit and laugh at him. Every. Single. Time.