I ate great-grandma’s hearing aids. : (
Great-grandma thought she misplaced them and didn’t want to tell anyone. So she pretended she could hear for half a day until the truth came out- literally.
Posts Categorized: Technophobes
Maybe if you stopped listening to Nickelback…
I really hoped it wouldn’t come to this but….if she keeps it up I will not have enough wire to splice together..
Fit-Bite
Thanks to me, mom & dad can’t have anything nice. This is the 2nd FitBit that I have destroyed. And they don’t even taste that good.
P~Nut
Class 1 Misdemeanor
I called 9-1-1 and Dad was fined $50.
iPhony apology
I ate mom’s brand new iPhone case, with the new iPhone inside!
ipod Shuffle
I searched the entire house for hours looking for my iPod thenĀ I decided to give up, hoping it would turn up.
In about a half an hour my dog Sasha jumped off my bed, and lo and behold my iPod had been UNDER HER! I told her she should be ashamed. She didn’t care.
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
I chewed on a wire and now my family has no internet.
D.O.G. Phone home?
Mom and Dad went on a trip. Then the dog sitter went to work. I was lonely so I tried to call. But the phone …. broke?
I made Daddy a coffee coaster
I turned Daddy’s terabyte drive into Daddy’s new coffee coaster. Love, Misty
Our Springer Spaniel ran in from outside in a lightening fast flash, ran into the power cord for the external hard drive that was sitting on the counter causing it and its terabyte of data to come crashing to the floor. It now makes a lovely coaster.
The worst thing to come home to when you have 5% battery life left on your phone…
Yet another object falls to Dug’s teething activities!