This is the picture I sent to my IT Vice President after my dog, Cosmo, peed on my workbag…with my brand new work laptop in it. The laptop still works after a few days of drying out, but now there are weird (urine!) bubbles behind the screen. I am a College Professor, so I might be a little more lenient when students give bizarre excuses (“I couldn’t get that paper in, because my dog peed on my laptop!”) for not getting their work in on time.
Posts Categorized: Technophobes
Mixer mix-up
My Mommy was gone and my Daddy fell asleep. This is (was) my Mommy’s FAVORITE mixer. The cord looked SO soft and chewy that I just HAD to eat it. (She needed to spend less time baking and more time with me, anyway!)
I’m a (SUPER CUTE
Naughty iGreg
Gregory decided mommy’s cell phone charger looked delicious, so he took a bite…. A few bites…
Room’bad girl!
We are starting to leave Stella out of her kennel when we are gone for short periods. We were gone for 30 minutes and came home to poop tracks all over the living room…
Stella is usually a very good girl!
Somebody tried to ruin Christmas
Kirby’s little chewing incident on the cord of our pre-lit Christmas tree had the potential to be bad if it wasn’t for Gregg’s electrician skills.
Serious about Fitness
Ma’s probably still finding pieces of this in the carpet…
Time Barker Cable Tech Support
I chewed up the satellite TV cable and pulled it right off the house.
CARL!!!!!
I did what Shane, the Governor, and 4 seasons of walkers couldn’t do…I killed Rick Grimes!
Love, Jasmine
The Barking Dead show cut short
Our dog Lucy has figured out that when she’s outside and wants to see the family, all she has to do is pull the TV cable out of the wall and someone will come running out to see her!
Did I do all of that?
Don’t let his size fool you…he’s only 6 months old. He had previously spilled water on my phone, forcing me to get a new one. I then come home to a crate with the corner chewed out of the bottom and berber carpet pulled up, chewed up, and in a pile. I am NOT looking forward to the phone call to the landlord…or the bill for the new carpet. As I was trying to clean up the carpet, he threw up carpet bits right next to me. Thanks, Aero! You definitely live up to the puppy reputation.