I don’t know what I ate, but mom said it had a barcode on it when it came back up!
I Dont Know What I Ate…

I don’t know what I ate, but mom said it had a barcode on it when it came back up!
I ate seven alarm clocks.
Nomnomnomnom!
PAWS OFF THE NEW CAMERA!
Ludwig thought he was helping by changing the remote control batteries … now we have to get up to change channels. Seriously. It couldn’t be much worse 🙁
“I unplug the alarm clock so Mom and Dad oversleep!” — Karma, Yorkie, age 4
“Emily Adams, you are so busted!!’
Call tech support!
He hates remote controls almost as much as he hates The Dog Whisperer. Don’t let the sad look fool you, he doesn’t feel bad, he looks like that all the time.
Pip: I peed in Mom’s shoes.
Lola: I ate MM’s iPhone case.
true story.