Mr. Frank takes his upper management position at the bike shop very seriously. FYI the ink is low.
Posts Categorized: Technophobes
No pressure, but GIVE ME ATTENTION
I don’t care if my Mom is working…she should pet me or my nose presses keys in 5, 4, 3, 2…1!
Can Dogs eat Emails?
I met with my favorite and most important customer yesterday and they asked me about an important email I was to send her a few months back. I was able to confirm that I did not send the email. I am fortunate that my customer is understanding and also has a terrific sense of humor.
Giving you my Best Moves
Liam decided to taste-test the cord on the brand new steamer. He’s lucky that he is irresistibly adorable.
No More Cable :(
Reggie is a 5 month old Boston Terrier. My husband and I went out to dinner and came home to find the cable cord unplugged from the wall and chewed down to the copper wire. Reggie’s sign reads:
“I chewed through the main cable cord, so now Momma and Daddy have no TV in the house until Wednesday… :(“
There’s no App for That…
We unplugged Mama’s iPhone from the charger, took it outside and somehow it ended up at the bottom of the pool. We have no regrets. YOLO!!!
-Dexter and Gracie
The Pug With the Mug
My name is Benito, I want all my mommy’s attention to myself so I peed on her laptop. Now my mommy is still paying for a laptop she no longer has.
I Eighty-Sixed Your 6
Finn decided that he didn’t like Apple today.
Who is Your Long-Distance Provider?
Ragna is my new dog and she comes to the practice with me. BeingĀ a vet doesn’t automatically mean that you will get a well behaved pup.
Evanesco Dog Fur!
Harry hates the vacuum cleaner, and must tussle with it each time it is brought out. Nevermind that HE is the major reason that vacuuming occurs. His sign reads: “Hate when my mom vacuums, even though my fur is the major cause of weekly vacuuming. I try to eat the vacuum and I must be blocked with doors and then crated. Not sorry at all. Die, vacuum, die!!!!!!