I killed a black snake. Why aren’t you happy?
I killed a Black Snake (not actually a snake)
Posts Categorized: Technophobes
Triple Play
I’m Odie. If I can reach it, I eat it. Shamelessly.
“I think TV remotes are like potato chips…I can’t eat just one.
— Odie xxoo”
PS: moments after this photo was taken, I went after my fourth remote. Not an ounce of shame.
Watching the Water Beast
Lucky is a 3-legged Corgi/Staffordshire mix. He watches the water beast that dwells in the pool (the cleaning Polaris). If she ever decides to leave her underwater dwelling and attack us all, Lucky will be ready to protect his family. Until then…. he’s watching. Be scared Polaris, be very, very afraid.
The Telemarketer Made Me Do It
(Not Really) Remorseful Ridgeback
Guess Who Did This?
Guess who did this? Yes it was Peanut Butt. I left the room for 30 seconds and came back to him eating the remote control to the Vizio soundbar.
Tank 2 year old yellow lab
While my dad was deployed I ate his Xbox and made mom cry, Tank.
Bailey has no shame
Bailey’s latest stunt was to jump on my lap spilling my soda all over my $1200 laptop 2 weeks before the end of the semester. I still love him!!
You don’t need your land line!
Angus decided we all had cell phones so why do we need this old land line phone??
Phone Charger Chewer
I ate my dad’s cellphone charger while my mom was studying……It’s the second time!!
Editor’s Note: Will you take a look at those ears!!!
The Key Offender
I AM the center of attention and mom NEEDS to pay attention to me ALL of the time. So when shes working or doing something on her computer I fly over, land on her lap top, and act cute by making kiss noises and babbling. Then I bend over and begin ripping keys off of the thing to let her know I do not approve of that stupid machine. Then I scream and try to fly off with the pieces.
