Dogshaming

ball obsessed

Posted March 28th, 2013 by & filed under Renovation and Redecoration, Submitted, Technophobes.

mommy and daddy’s television stand was between me and my ball…. don’t worry… I got it…

Public Shaming of Isis

Posted March 20th, 2013 by & filed under Dog Bed Destruction, Pilfering Pooches, Renovation and Redecoration, Submitted, Technophobes.

Isis is a one-year-old American Pit Bull terrier that DOES NOT like being left alone at home…so far nothing can stand up to her mighty jaws.

powerless

Posted March 19th, 2013 by & filed under Piddle Party, Submitted, Technophobes.

I came home from the movies to discover my power didn’t work. After flipping the breaker and sparks lead me to find that Wile E. Coyote had peed on the surge protector. He’s lucky he didn’t burn the place down.

I pooped on the laptop.

Posted March 14th, 2013 by & filed under Submitted, Surprise Poops, Technophobes.

Our dog, Slim, is a mischievous Italian Greyhound. He pooped right on top of my laptop as it sat on the living room floor!

Wilma’s Remote

Posted March 11th, 2013 by & filed under Pilfering Pooches, Submitted, Technophobes.

I heard Wilma chewing on something. Thought it was a bone. It was not a bone.

I ate the remote!

Posted March 10th, 2013 by & filed under Pilfering Pooches, Submitted, Technophobes.

Mr. Butters ate the remote because mom left him alone for ten minutes!

I ate my dad’s battery charger…

Posted March 3rd, 2013 by & filed under Pilfering Pooches, Submitted, Technophobes.

I ate the cord off my dad’s battery charger, and now I’m going to run away.
They’ll miss me when I’m gone.

Bunny’s a Bad Influence

Posted March 3rd, 2013 by & filed under Pet Shaming, Pilfering Pooches, Submitted, Technophobes.

Zero: “I ate my mom’s laptop AND cell phone chargers. I am not ashamed.”
Prim: “I ate BOTH replacement chargers. I’m a little ashamed.”
[Mom: “Maybe they’re trying to tell me to use my electronics less.”]

These are the dog’s first offenses, but she’s only 9 months old. The bunny is a repeat offender and has been at it for 3 years.