I couldn’t wait to get to the grass…So I pooped in the street.
I Couldnt Wait To Get To The Grass

I couldn’t wait to get to the grass…So I pooped in the street.
Nitro (left), and Buddy (right)
I get scared at the vet so I poop in your lap.
For shame, dog. For shame.
“I like to eat my Mommy’s hair so my poop comes out like sausages.”
Sometimes all of Trudy’s poops are connected…and sometimes the the hair gets stuck…
Enzo refuses to poop when it rains. He will hold it until he can’t wait any longer.
Gordy.
The worst part is that you never know until you lay your head on the pillow.
Party Pooper
I like to eat my (human) brother’s crayons and poop rainbows in the yard.