Editor’s note: I may have frightened my dogs, who were sleeping next to me, when I burst out laughing.
A Poop-splosion!

Editor’s note: I may have frightened my dogs, who were sleeping next to me, when I burst out laughing.
“I got away with it until she found the crotch in my poop. Then she found my stash under the bed. BUSTED!”
Oh Butters…you have taste!
Lucky she had rubber gloves and disinfectant…
You’d never know we had a big, grassy, fenced yard. Not by all the turds in our garage, anyway.
Plums
“I wait until Mom is distracted, scooping my poop, and then I bolt after cars- (it startles the Bejesus out of drivers)”
I’m Rolly, and I’m disgusting.
I’ve now taken to making love to every carpet I sit on.