Editor’s note: I may have frightened my dogs, who were sleeping next to me, when I burst out laughing.
Posts Categorized: Surprise Poops
I Got Away With It Until…
“I got away with it until she found the crotch in my poop. Then she found my stash under the bed. BUSTED!”
Trick Or Well Trick
Oh Butters You Have Taste
Oh Butters…you have taste!
Lucky She Had Rubber Gloves And Disinfectant
Lucky she had rubber gloves and disinfectant…
You’d Never Know We Had A Big Grassy Fenced Yard
You’d never know we had a big, grassy, fenced yard. Not by all the turds in our garage, anyway.
Plums
Plums
I Wait Until Mom Is Distracted Scooping My Poop
“I wait until Mom is distracted, scooping my poop, and then I bolt after cars- (it startles the Bejesus out of drivers)”
I’m Rolly And I’m Disgusting
I’m Rolly, and I’m disgusting.
I Pooed In Our Ad-Agency’s Reception.
I’ve now taken to making love to every carpet I sit on.