Dogshaming

I Have Never Had An Accident Until Now

Posted September 16th, 2012 by & filed under Renovation and Redecoration, Submitted, Surprise Poops.

I have never had an accident.. until mom got new white carpeting.

Don’t Pick Me Up, I Will Pee On You

Posted September 14th, 2012 by & filed under Disgusting Doggies, Piddle Party, Submitted, Surprise Poops.

If a stranger tries to pick me up I will pee or poop down the front of their shirt. I have no shame!

I Pooped At The Train Station During Rush Hour

Posted September 13th, 2012 by & filed under Submitted, Surprise Poops.

“I pooped at the train-station during rush-hour” Brutus just loved watching me trying to get the poop of the floor!

I Pooped In The Hardware Store

Posted September 13th, 2012 by & filed under Submitted, Surprise Poops.

My name is Walter.

I pooped in the hardware store.

We are not welcome there anymore.

I Skid My Butt Across The Floor Of The Elevator

Posted September 7th, 2012 by & filed under Best Friend Betrayal, Renovation and Redecoration, Submitted, Surprise Poops.

I skid my butt across the floor of the elevator when there are lots of other people in it.

I Did A Sneaky Second Poop

Posted September 7th, 2012 by & filed under Submitted, Surprise Poops.

I did a sneaky second poop whilst my mum was not looking…and got her fined £50!!!

Miscalculation of Poops

Posted September 6th, 2012 by & filed under Best Friend Betrayal, Submitted, Surprise Poops.

Editor’s note: Oh dear do I know this feel! With two dogs, it’s even worse. Let me know when you’ve had to reopen a tied up poop bag to try and pick up more poop. Twice. Oh the smell!!

DJ Roomba’s Disgusting Failure

Posted September 6th, 2012 by & filed under Renovation and Redecoration, Submitted, Surprise Poops.

Editor’s note: DJ Roomba failure.

I Hate Jogging

Posted September 5th, 2012 by & filed under Submitted, Surprise Poops.

I HATE JOGGING SO I MAKE SURE TO HAVE A NICE POOP READY BEFORE WE GET TOO FAR FROM HOME. (MOM WONT RUN HOLDING A BAG OF POO)

I Pooped In Your Pocket

Posted September 4th, 2012 by & filed under Disgusting Doggies, Submitted, Surprise Poops.

I’m not even mad… that’s amazing.

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