I was so ANGRY that my mom and dad went away on vacation, that I POOPED in the swimming pool!! ( That’ll teach them… and my sister because she had to clean it up!)
Vacation without ME!?

I was so ANGRY that my mom and dad went away on vacation, that I POOPED in the swimming pool!! ( That’ll teach them… and my sister because she had to clean it up!)
My mom left me out overnight… I thanked her by peeing + pooping EVERYWHERE! Love, Miss Cleo
You can see how ashamed she is- she’s eating the paper trail!
Mommy took me to a professional photo studio to get my picture taken. The place didn’t smell anything like home, so I pooped in the middle of the room. You’re welcome mommy!
I poop on my exercise wheel and keep running, flinging poop everywhere. – Charles
Stopping to go to his litter box (literally three inches away) just takes too much time.
“I was the mutt-of-honor in my parents wedding… and I pooped.” Lucy also forgot to mention that mom and dad got married in a carry-in, carry-out state park.
My dad took me to his first “dog friendly” board meeting. I showed gratitude by pooping in front of all the investors.
This is Piper. I took her to a friends house. She proceeded to poop downstairs, up the stairs, and on the second floor. I made her apologize.
This is Brutus, only he knows the identity of the serial mystery pooper who visits our house.
I have a feeling I will pay for putting Otis in this outfit….
I pooped on the floor this morning. Charlie made me do it.
Sorry mom,
Louie Meatball