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Posts Categorized: Surprise Poops
I poop in protest
I pooped in the lobby at the vet today
119 in dog years, Fod don’t care.
I refuse to poop on wet ground. I will stand outside for hours and then come inside and immediately poop on the carpet. I’m 17 years old and I don’t care.
Needless to say, the fact that we’ve gotten a ton of rain over the last month has been problematic for our 17 year old dog, Fod. Thankfully, he’s a sweet little old man 🙂
Sorry for your truck…
My name is Quinn and I pooped in Joe’s truck and walked in it. My daddy had the truck detailed.
Maggie conquers an ostrich
I ripped the legs off this ostrich and pooped them out on the driveway. -Maggie A.
Big Bad Pit Bull
Walter is very sensitive when it comes to his paws. He has had pad injuries, skin infections, and then he broke a nail and exposed the quick. He has always disliked having his nails clipped and we took him to the vet to look at his broken nail. When the vet tried to clip his nails he pooped on the table. It smelled so horrific he needed a bath.
I was framed by the neighbor’s cats
I’m Yggam (Maggy spelled backwards). I was accused of pooping in the middle of my neighbor’s bed. I am no longer allowed to visit. I was framed by one, if not all, of their three cats. They pooped on the bed. I shall have my revenge.
I enjoy pooping in copy machines
“Felony” pooped in the tray of the copier. I went to go make a copy and guess what came out? I have no idea how long it had been in there. Disgusting! You can see how she earned her name. It’s a good thing she is absolutely adorable.
Stink Happens
I’m 6 years old and I still choose to take dumps in my mom’s house.
Editor’s note: If your dog is still pooping in the house after six years, maybe you should alter your training methods or ask your vet about it?
Again!
Lela is a fun-loving French Bulldog, who occasionally gets a little anxious when Mommy and Daddy are at work.
