Maddy, our 45-pound beagle, is very loveable but extremely lazy. Even as a puppy, she was lazy.
Pooch Porch Poops
Posts Categorized: Surprise Poops
Defying Gravity
While puppy-sitting my friend’s Maltese, she found her way into the bathroom, and pooped…on the wall.
Guilty Pleasures!
While taking Mr. Weenie Zukkhini, a.k.a. Zuke, for a free run in the yard he found a fresh pile of deer poo and took a huge mouth full before he was caught. As he runs back to me after being scolded…he wanted to get all kissie with me!
I would NOT walk a mile in her shoes…
Mom wanted to sleep late on a lazy Sunday. I wasn’t so happy with this arrangement, so I pooped in her shoes.
Namastinky
“I poop on yoga mats.”
According to my pug, Bunsen, there is nothing more zen than finding a huge pile of pug poop on your yoga mat after a long, stressful day at work. Namaste everyone!
Not my yard
I refuse to go potty in my own yard. -Macchi
I eat Raccoon poop
I eat Raccoon poop and I LKE IT!
The Considerate Potty Breaker
“Mom looked really busy, so I decided to NOT let her know I needed to poop. She can thank me later” -Rosie
She was sitting right beside me and got up and went the bathroom in the living room…. my dog
Car Accident
Chipper had a little accident in the car.
Poor timing
“I pooped on a public campground road with no poop bags.” Bennie pooped on a quick walk to he dumpsters and dad got left with a little pile of poo in the middle of the road while mom dashed back to the camper for a bag. Bennie was pleased with himself while dad was embarrassed and turned red!!
