I eat my blankie all the time and have blankie poos – Monkey
Posts Categorized: Surprise Poops
Hot-boxing the car
Jack thinks it’s funny to poop in the car on long drives.
“Is that a yorkiepoo??”
I rolled around in poop today (not my own.)
-Max, 4 years old
I eat poopy diapers!
We love our Bella even if she has bad breath!
Daycare, more like day’crap’
I leave turds in my mommy’s car every time I go to Doggie Daycare. Every time. The car ride makes me too excited.
-Ernie
No Shhh- Sherlock!
“I like to eat my own poo and bring it inside to share with Mum and Dad” Sherlock the Beagle
Smell my shame
I left a turd in the backseat of the car right before we dropped it off at the shop. Mom didn’t realize it until we went to pick it up and the whole car smelled like poop.
It was in there the whole time. Needless to say, we can never show our faces at that shop again.
The Ring of Fire
I ate 6 jalapeño freshly picked from the garden off the table. My tummy hurts and my farts are REALLY BAD!
Told you I wasn’t feeling well!
My fiancé and I went inside Red Brick oven to order some pizza. As I turned back to check on Jax, I could see the silhouette of the dreaded arched back of poop!! I knew what was happening and ran to the car as fast as I could. It was too late. I spent 30 minutes cleaning it out as much as I could after running into Publix for some powerful cleaners! Lesson of the day: When your pup isn’t feeling well, he will go anywhere.
That does not taste like Key Lime Pie
Key Lime Pie the bulldog loves to eat poop.