I pooped in front of the church while a wedding was taking place.
I’m part of the wedding party-pooper
Posts Categorized: Surprise Poops
Danger Loom’ing
Lucy can’t stop eating her human siblings’ Rainbow Looms.
Editor’s Note: Rubber bands can cause intestinal issues, so please be careful!
Weren’t you here yesterday?
Wolfgang apparently didn’t like the smell of freshly-cleaned carpets. He pooped on them just an hour after I’d returned the steam cleaner to the store. When I went back the next day to rent it again, the cashier asked me, “Weren’t you here yesterday?”
Our [out]house in the middle of the street
I like to stop suddenly in the middle of the street while we’re crossing it and poop in front of oncoming traffic. My dog brother, Percy, and my “mom” have to wave nicely at the cars as they wait for me to finish. Mom always picks it up, too.
An apple a day keeps the…eww!!
My name is Oscar and I pooped on an apple on the kitchen counter. It might have been to trick my humans or just because I had to go. Either way my human wasn’t very happy.
Geraldine Feels No Remorse
Sometimes I poop on my parent’s bed. Or my brother’s. Get over it.
Keep on Rolling!
I roll in strange dog poo!
Whenever Fannie comes across strange dog poo in her own yard, so just can’t help herself.
Untimely Poo Bandit
Whilst on a walk pass the local primary school, Bella, our staffy, decided to poo (while walking) in front of dozens of people waiting for their kids to finish school, leaving me with a trail of chunky fun to pick up.
I loved being eyed up by the all unhappy parents while scrabbling for poo bags in my pocket. It made my day!!! NOT!
A poop on the hand is worth two in the bush
I like to roll in other animal’s poop. My mom always finds out when she pets me!
Princess Poops Propulsion Pooch
Miss Maggie is a 13 year old Basset Hound and her years are really catching up with her. She can’t walk up the stairs without simultaneously pooping…and her mom and dad are lucky enough to find it while walking down the stairs in the morning!
