Incident/Observation Report: Sulley treated us to two very special poops today. Each contained a very special treasure…ladies underwear.
Actions taken: Notify & horrify owner 🙂
Notify & Horrify
Posts Categorized: Surprise Poops
Who is the mystery pooper?
One of us just pooped in the house. It wasn’t the one you think.
Although Bruce looks like the culprit and has put himself in timeout, he is NOT in fact the mystery pooper. Wally (in front), with his “who me?” look most certainly is.
Extending my lunch.
Matthias has quite the appetite for anything he stumbles upon during our walks. Be it squirrels, half an old PB &J, or tin foil, he considers it his chance for a snack. In this case, “I ate some hair extensions I found in the park. My parents fear their exit.”
My Noble Steed
I allowed a dog at the park to pee on my mom’s leg while she was picking up my poop. I stood there and smiled because I thought it was funny. I’m not ashamed. -Rocky
I learned a new dance, it’s called the foxtrot
I rolled in fox poo now my mum is making me have a bath 🙁
Whoa there, satan…
I poop on the floor to be spiteful. When mommy doesn’t take me with her when she leaves…she always has a present awaiting her when she gets back!
Enema of the state
My name is Chaco. Today I ate fabric and somebody had to pull it out of my butt with their hands. Shame on me!
No need for the pre-rinse cycle
This is our 9 week old puppy named Bluebell that we rescued from the pound. He seems to poop everywhere but outside.
Revenge Poop
Mom & Dad were cuddling on the couch & wouldn’t let me up so I took a GIANT crap right in front of them while staring them dead in the eyes. Cuddle time was over.
-Mingus the French Bulldog, Miami, FL
bathroom compatible buddies
disgusting
