“I beat physics! I pooped on the curtain!”
I’d pulled up all my rugs hoping she’d choose her pee pad over the hardwood floor. I didn’t anticipate this.
What, not curtain call?
Posts Categorized: Surprise Poops
Sasquatch Did It….
“My mom doesn’t believe me…. I swear it was Sasquatch who pooped on my Mom’s oriental rug….it wasn’t me!” Based upon the sheer size and volume of the poop, Sasquatch was the only possible other culprit. Due to the Newf’s decision to forego the ample hardwood flooring in the living room in favor of his mom’s oriental rug, a shaming was in order.
Cold weather = poopsicles
Storm came in from outside with something in her mouth. It didn’t liek what i t was when i pulled it out of her mouth with my bare hand. Wife though it was great.
Ahh… the old flee and poop trick!
I like to break out of my crate and poop on the coffee table -Kora
Eccellente Taste!
When I had the runs, I pooped on my mom’s favorite chair…the one with the silkscreened Italian linen slipcover (that she made herself). The chair was stacked with boxes, but I managed anyway! I’m all better now, thanks!
Rocco and roll
Rocco loves to scent roll. He has to make sure it gets on his collar too. Nasty!
Poop on a rope
My girlfriend does everything in her power, to save the corpse of Donald Trump’s rug as it leaves the behind of her loveable pug…
Mama Loves Her Old Weiner (and she doesn’t mean daddy)
“I pooped in my mama’s bed this morning, and she still loves me.”
Alice still gets to sleep in mama’s bed even though sometimes she poops in it.
The Poopscapades
I stepped in my own poop and schmeared it on my mommy. -Pema
Our 6 month old Boston Terrier, Pema, clumsily stepped in her own freshly pooed poop. When I brought her inside to clean her up, she managed to schmear the stinkiness all over my arm!
Half-Groomed
Dexter was kicked out of the groomer half way through his grooming for popping ON another dog in the waiting/play area.
