“I pooped in the shower and my dad turned on the water and it made a HUGE mess”
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Posts Categorized: Surprise Poops
Le Poopeur Scoopeur!
I went to give mom a kiss and she smelled my poopy face!
Ninja Pooper
We took took three of our five rescue Chihuahuas to to local pet store, and Sage decided that that was the perfect time for a bathroom break. Ninja style she pooped while we weren’t looking, resulting in my brand new shoes and the shopping cart getting a new paint job.
I Yam not ashamed
Shu-Mai our 8 month old husky found a very special treat on the counter… an olive oil roasted yam… proceeded to eat the entire thing and now has diarrhea that I can only describe as projectile. Mama is not pleased.
Because you can never have too many poop jokes
Whenever I go for a run in the country, my dog darts away to find the biggest pile of cow poop she can. She gets a lot of baths.
I walk the line (and poop on it)
I get walks in the woods and by the beach every day. However, “During my walks, I insist on pooping on the yellow line in the middle of the road…regardless of oncoming traffic!”
Love,
Gigi
Single hand-knit sock for sale, don’t ask about its partner
There are more uses for socks than just wearing them.
“I like eating hand-knit socks. The best part is when I poop & mom has to gently pull 12″ or more of yarn…
…from my butt.”
Inter-office memo
Stella Luna, our Chihuahua can cast spells, and even when she is locked in her cage a turd can appear in my office at anytime.
Poo Alert!
When I poop in the house, I bark at it so Mom picks it up.
-Piper
International Pooper
Mellie was mad that my husband travels so much for work…so she pooped in his suitcase. Since it was a checked bag, he only discovered her ‘gift’ after two long days of international flights. She had no shame!
