My name is Baxter. I pooped on the vet. I’m not a gentleman. =(
Baxter VS The Vet

My name is Baxter. I pooped on the vet. I’m not a gentleman. =(
I will hold all bowel movements until I get back inside because I refuse to step on the wet grass. -Amos
I played with my dog brother’s poop in the snow. Then I tried to eat it. -Titus
Gomer poops on your weak attempt to regulate where she poops.
I pooped in the hallway, ran into the neighbors apartment, ate their dogs food, and peed in their kitchen.
It was yummy. I’d do it again.
While my family was at church, I pooped on the trampoline and rolled in it for good measure. They’ll think twice about going to church without me.
Zoe likes to steal the hoof trimmings from the farrier while he trims my horses feet. Zoe loves them but her tummy doesn’t, it likes to make sure we both know it’s mad.
I ripped my own poop bag open while misbehaving at the park, now I am covered in it. Bath time…
P.s. Mom needed a bath too.
We are starting to leave Stella out of her kennel when we are gone for short periods. We were gone for 30 minutes and came home to poop tracks all over the living room…
Stella is usually a very good girl!
I ate a jar of Vaseline and pooped it out all over the carpet while dad was at a NYE Party.