“I eat crayons. Later, I poop rainbows.” Harvey, our yellow lab, devours crayons if they are left out. Then he has rainbow poop– literally. My kiddo included her artistic rendition of it on the sign. Perhaps Harvey longs to be a unicorn?
I rolled in Stinky Poo! (late at night when Mommy did NOT want to have to get in shower!)
After a visit to the beach Missy had a sore stomach….
Every time I go to work with Dad, I poop under the boss’ desk
My name is Callie Louanne and my Mom is mad at me because I ate goose poop.
“I throw my bibs on the ground….”
“And I poop on them.”
Our 1 year old hates to wear a bib at any meal so she throws them in the ground and our shih tzu poops on the, :/
I ate the last sweets in the roses tin – Now I have sparkly poo!
“I eat Mommy’s hair off the floor and it gives me dingle berries”
Robyn was still a pup and had not gotten house broken just yet. I walked around the corner to find her eating the unspeakable, attempting to hide her accident. Needless to say this does not happen anymore.
Nala doesn’t like the cold so will not go #2 for several days. Apparently this day while the humans were at work, she could hold it no longer so she used our walk-in shower as her personal potty!
