Elsa found a hot chocolate packet in my wife’s purse and decided to eat it on a white rug that my wife bought for her home office.
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Welcome Jack
Buddy, the innocent bystander, warned us that Jack would be a handful. Buddy has now crossed the Rainbow Bridge and Jack is still keeping us on our toes! Jack has now moved on from destroying welcome mats to daily sacrifices of various water sprinklers in the yard (and the occasional dog bed). I’m sure Buddy is watching from above thinking, “I TOLD you he was going to be a handful!”
School Bus Fuss
“I like to escape from my yard and ride school buses home”! Hi, my name is Binkie. I weigh 4.5 pounds. This means I can walk right under any fence known to man. “You build it, I’ll breach it”, that’s my motto. I decided to wait until my mommy turned her back for a second, so I could leave the yard and get picked up down the street by the nice lady driving the school bus. I mean, why walk home when you can ride a bus for free, right?!
Hamster Cage
I tore my bed apart and turned my kennel into a hamster cage.
Is There Such a Thing as Sock-Eaters Anonymous?
Sadie loves socks and even though she is a mature dog and should know better, she cannot resist devouring any sock she finds. She especially like’s our 12 year old son, JP’s expensive Nike socks.
It Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time
I destroyed a $2000 sofa and made my human cry.
Suns Out, Guns Out, Stains Out
He’s working toward his beach body.
It was the cat!
“Me and the cat always fight for mommy’s attention. So in order for me to get more attention, I framed the cat for digging up mommy’s pot of cactuses in her room!”
Get That Wookie Off my Cream Sofa!
Chewie sneaks into the lounge (where he knows he’s not allowed) and sleeps on my mummy’s cream sofas.