I require the most expensive double-ground mulch for my sunning pleasure. I’m not ashamed.
Too Good for Grass
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Soggy Piggy in a Blanket
Mom and I go to bed before dad does. I lick his pillow and his side of the covers then refuse to move when he climbs in. Love, Piggy. #sorrynotsorry
My husband ends up wrestling Piggy over to get some room in bed, and when he does he gets to sleep in soggy blankets with a soggy pillow.
Undisputed, 7 Years Running!
My name is Hector, and I love to let out squeaky farts at the most inappropriate times (such as in the elevator in front of sweet little old ladies)!
Border Pup-trol
My wife and I wanted to test if our seven month old pitbull brooklyn would be able to be out of her crate unattended. While I was at work my wife had to run some errands so she left her home alone. When she returned she found my passport, a hat, a pair of headphones and our cats scratching post torn to pieces. Needless to say our test has failed
I Fark (Fart and Bark Simultaneously)
I Fark (Fart and Bark Simultaneously)
Bono farks whenever he gets nervous or sees the mailman.
Let’s be Frank
I told Frank, “Next time you poop on the floor, I’ll publicly humiliate you!” He thought I was kidding.
Soft and Wrinkle-Free for Dinner
I ate 2 dryer sheets and it cost my parents $1100 in vet bills to get them out. I’m not even a little bit sorry. I still try to eat a dryer sheet whenever I can!
Editor’s Note: Dryer sheets can be very harmful for your pets. Keep them out of their reach and dispose of used ones properly as even used dryer sheets can cause some very serious damage to your furry loved ones. If you suspect your dog or cat has ingested one, call pet poison control or your local vet’s office.
Mui Mui, Miu Miu… You See Where I Could Get Confused, Right?
Mui Mui loves mummy’s shoes, especially when summer time is coming. This time, she picks one of mummy favorites flipflop and eat it. Mui mui said, she just doing mummy’s favor to let her has an excuse to buy another new pair for this summer time!!!!
Undeliverable Mail Reason #79: The Dog Ate It.
We attacked the post box and he ate the post! Dad is not happy!
Dog, Dog, Goose?
The dogs have let our almost 2 year old son join their pack. They have even taught him to bark! Belle the bloodhound is 9 & Holiday the coonhound/lab is 7.
Sign says: Look Mom, we taught the baby to be a watchdog too! #hounds
