a shameful love
A Shameful Love

a shameful love
Our neighbours think her name is “Bad Dog Molly.”
the neighbors are right
…and again, and again, and again.
recidivism
not acceptable
Crime: Counter Surfing. Shame, shame: “It’s never enuf!” I ate her pork chop even though I get brand-name kibble w/ cheese on top + chicken bits + gravy + baco-bits + other good stuff. Counter Surfing is NOT appreciated.
surf now on the tides of shame
so shameful they made a canonical american novel out of it
I specifically poop right next to my dad, in the middle of the night, so he wakes up to a surprise.
a shameful surprise
But it tastes so good 🙁
the sheep crap or the vomit? it doesn’t matter
Catfood thief and cropdusting master Heidi!
premeditated vapor crime
Catfood thief and cropdusting master Heidi!
premeditated vapor crime