Paddington won’t stop licking the couch
Ear Licker

Paddington won’t stop licking the couch
Here at the Dog Shaming household, our smallest team member requires a five minute petting break from mommy.
“I am NOT allowed to sit on the window sill”
However I do do it anyways, while up here I like to coat the curtains in fur, bark at the neighbours, horde toys and sometimes force open the window with the broken latch.
I like to eat mom’s dirty undies…
Hates rollerbladers.
You and me both, buddy.
“I ate the signage”
Favorito, portuguese word for favorite, is an entrepreneur dog. You can see how much work he has. This time he was just checking how big the toilet paper was.
I wasn’t invited to Shakespeare in the Park so I ate all the Shakespeare off the bookcase.
I am a panini thief!
beatrice is the worst kind of cuddler
This is Bogger. He enjoys napping and baby humping.