I ate the couch, the drywall, and a first edition Steinbeck.
I Ate First Edition Steinbeck
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Dr Franklin Bigglesworth Is A Frog Eating Jerk
Dr. Franklin Bigglesworth is a frog eating/puking jerk. But he sure is a cute jerk.
Chowing Down On Tampon Wrappers
There’s no shame in chowing down on tampon wrappers, toilet paper tubes, Q-tips….
True Story
true story.
My Name Is Nacho Dog And I Ate My Moms Spanx
My name is Nacho Dog and I ate my mom’s spanx!
I Peed On My Owners Co Workers Shoe
I peed on my owner’s co-worker’s shoe.
In the office.
While he was wearing it.
Sydney Thinks Shes A Mole
Sydney thinks she’s a mole.
Oliver Hates To Be Brushed
Oliver hates to be brushed, but can’t wait to eat his own fur when I’m done. bleh
Ramona The Destroyer
Ramona the destroyer.
I Like To Eat My Human Brothers Crayons
I like to eat my (human) brother’s crayons and poop rainbows in the yard.
