I ran into a bucket of paint. And I resent this photo, so no sign in front of me could possibly make me feel any shame.
I Ran Into A Bucket Of Paint And I Resent This

I ran into a bucket of paint. And I resent this photo, so no sign in front of me could possibly make me feel any shame.
I am even shamed at my shame sign.
Pip: I peed in Mom’s shoes.
Lola: I ate MM’s iPhone case.
Who cares if it was before I was adopted… I should have been Photoshopped in.
Bad Spoon. Remorseless.
Asking for forgiveness rather than permission….
“Soccer balls terrify me”
Conan the Barbarian – I spill wine every single time someone is drinking it
Editor comment: thank you for for the wine clarification!!
ROMEO!!!…. WHO DID THIS???
My dog and I have the same taste in shoes…
Hugo isn’t here right now.