I purposefully loiter by the apartment doors of dogs I don’t like until they bark at me so I can bark back without getting in trouble. I am a criminal mastermind, no?
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…And Many More Things
…and many more things
Crunchy Speckled Shame
Crunchy, speckled shame.
If It Has A Head I Will Rip That Off As Well
If it has a head I will rip that off as well, free of charge
Seriously
Seriously.
For Shame Dog, For Shame
For shame, dog. For shame.
I Get Jiggy With My Bed
I get jiggy…with my bed.
Happy National Dog Day Everyone
Happy National Dog Day, everyone!!
I Stole Food Out Of My Mamas Purse
I stole food out of my mama’s purse.
I Like To Eat My Mommys Hair
“I like to eat my Mommy’s hair so my poop comes out like sausages.”
Sometimes all of Trudy’s poops are connected…and sometimes the the hair gets stuck…