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I Steal Clothes
Couch licker
I Get Scared At The Vet So I Poop In Your Lap
I get scared at the vet so I poop in your lap.
Im A Serial Panty Eater
I Tried To Wee In The Pet Shop I Was Very
Max Is An Extremely Flatulent Dog
Max is an extremely flatulent dog and lets it rip when something feels good…like a back scratch.
Stinker
At Least They Love Each Other
At least they love each other. Our other dog growls. Jealousy shame.
I Get To Go To Work With My Person Everyday
I get to go to work with my person everyday. I fart in the conference rooms when the humans are on the phone and can’t escape.