I bark forever and I steal slippers.
I Bark Forever And I Steal Slippers

I bark forever and I steal slippers.
Baby food stealer.
I wait until they are in a hurry and hide the shoes they were going to use, and I think it’s funny…
Cujo is a real life monster.
I am so disgusting.
Bella is a LOUD licker. At 6 am.
Dougal revels in his owner’s pain
I like to eat leather sofas
I like to kill plants that flourish (former bougainvillea bush).
…And I’m neutered.