“I broke this beautiful pottery cereal bowl. It is not the first, nor will it be the last. I hate art.”
People have bad taste, and you’re shaming me?!
I Broke This Beautiful Pottery Cereal Bowl
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I Roll In Dirt Then Jump On The Bed
I roll in dirt, then jump on the bed.
Barging In
“I open the bathroom door… while my mom is on the toilet”
I Ate This Pen
I ate this pen…
Jack Didnt Like This Sign On His Walls
Jack didn’t like this sign on ‘his walls’. He immediately pulled it off and ate it #shameblock
I Eat Trash Everyday
I eat trash everyday.
I’m Rolly And I’m Disgusting
I’m Rolly, and I’m disgusting.
This Is Floyd, We Rent.
This is Floyd, and he lives with us in our rented house.
I Pooed In Our Ad-Agency’s Reception.
I’ve now taken to making love to every carpet I sit on.
I Dont Even Bother Going After Tasty Scraps
I don’t even bother going after tasty scraps because I know that this little cretin will beat me to them.
