This is Abe Lincoln. This is a new pastime of his. I’m not proud.
This Is Abe Lincoln
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I Chewed A Hole In The Wall
“I chewed a hole in the wall.”
I Wait Until Mom Is Distracted Scooping My Poop
“I wait until Mom is distracted, scooping my poop, and then I bolt after cars- (it startles the Bejesus out of drivers)”
This Is Vicky She Lives With Noodle The Cat
This is Vicky. She lives with Noodle the cat. They both like to eat a lot.
Those Bostons Love Trash Cans
Those Bostons love trash cans.
I Destroy Sprinklers On Purpose
I destroy sprinklers on purpose.
Benny Even Surprises Himself Sometimes
Benny even surprises himself, sometimes.
This Is Deuce
This is Deuce. The smell of his farts has cleared rooms.
Skittles Has A Penchant For Dog Biscuits
Skittles has a penchant for dog biscuits, Swedish Fish candy, and (apparently) La-Z-Boy couches. On the sly chewing fetish.
I Did Something With The Baby’s Other Sock
I did something with the baby’s other sock but I’ll never tell!
I also like to lick the baby’s face ALL THE TIME.
